Jokes from Twitter Friends
A couple weeks ago, I tried finding out more about all the folks that were following me on twitter by asking them to introduce themselves. (Credit to Charlie for the idea.) It was awesome.
Stuck on a tarmac ahead of a 14 hour non-stop last week with nothing to do but wait, I wondered whether my twitter friends could come to my rescue with a joke or two to help me pass the time. Holy crap, did you ever!
I picked the number 5 randomly, so the fifth twitter wins: hilary. Let me know what you’d like and I’ll do my best to get it! :)
Thanks everyone for helping out!
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aliciak@superamit I’m emailing you a joke, b/c it’s too long. And you HAVE to bring me something back, b/c we are each other’s life coach. ;) |
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zingano@superamit: Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick. |
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divabat@superamit what do you call someone skeptical about magic? Pessi-mystical. |
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drcw@superamit what do you call cheese that’s not yours? NACHO cheese! |
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tonymaro@superamit You hear about the murder in West Virginia they can’t solve? CSI says all the DNA matches and there’s no dental records! |
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hyermish@superamit - Jewish Presidential Dreams… http://tinyurl.com/5vfet2 |
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stuboo@superamit Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. (ouch) |
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hmason@superamit (badbad) Q:How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? A: He stares at YOUR shoes. |
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jenningschris@superamit Going with the India theme….Who does a considerate cow think of? Udders HAHAHA |
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tylerwillis@superamit how many people from northern california does it take to screw in a light bulb?? a: “Hella” |
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organ_printer@superamit in his sleevies. |
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organ_printer@superamit where does the king keep his armies? |

















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